Open heart surgery? But they did not know how to close?
By the way feel free to use my line when you are approached by fools in a bar. Tell them you are an Aztec Cardiologist and watch their expressions. More than once, the response to me was: Yourrrrrrre a doctor?"
Either they're on their third or fourth beer by then, or you're just not dealing with the sharpest pencil in the pack in the bars you go to.
"Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man, the People have abdicated our duties; for the People who once upon a time handed out military command, high civil office, legions — everything, now restrains itself and anxiously hopes for just two things: bread and circuses" ~Juvenal