Top Aztec Inventions

[Phidippides]

According to this list, they are:

5: Floating Gardens
4: Universal Education
3: Soccer
2: Herbalism
1: Red (the dye color, that is)

http://science.howstuffworks.com/innovation/inventions/5-ancient-aztec-inventions.htm#mkcpgn=kaw1

[donroc]

Open heart surgery? But they did not know how to close? 

By the way feel free to use my line when you are approached by fools in a bar. Tell them you are an Aztec Cardiologist and watch their expressions. More than once, the response to me was: Yourrrrrrre a doctor?"

[Phidippides]

Open heart surgery? But they did not know how to close? 

By the way feel free to use my line when you are approached by fools in a bar. Tell them you are an Aztec Cardiologist and watch their expressions. More than once, the response to me was: Yourrrrrrre a doctor?"

Either they're on their third or fourth beer by then, or you're just not dealing with the sharpest pencil in the pack in the bars you go to. 

[donroc]

Either they're on their third or fourth beer by then, or you're just not dealing with the sharpest pencil in the pack in the bars you go to. 

The IQs of tunnel visioned fortune-hunting female barracudas in Southeast Florida cannot be lowered by any amount of alcohol.