Have any of you ever seen this great cartoon regarding Publish or Perish? It appeared in an underground publication called The Monocle in the early 1960s:Imagine the Crucifixion. At the base of the cross a multitude has gathered draw undefined except for two heads facing each other.The caption read:”Yes, sure, he was a great teacher, but he never published anything.”I suppose one could draw a similar cartoon regarding Socrates.In the 1950s, a Stanford student cartoonist published a book of his work called Little Man on Campus, featuring the malignant Professor Snarf. My favorite cartoon was one of the Professor at his desk grinning evilly and talking to a colleague while his class was going through agony and some about to shoot, knife, or hang themselves. It is something I wanted to do but never made the time for it to give to my most academic students on April Foo;s Day.The caption read: “It's a hundred question multiple choice test, and none of the answers are correct.”